Shiantology

Find yourself questioning religion? Not sure which path to take? Scared to death by Tom Cruise?

Then SHIANTOLOGY may be for you.

A new religion founded on Sunday, February 8, 2009 and characterized by a belief in the power of Shia’s spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences (in particular, hand smashing car crashes and drunken outbursts in Walgreens) through self-knowledge, spiritual fulfillment and copious amounts of Arizona Ice Tea.

Shiantology places an emphasis upon Shia’s immortal spirit, Shiacarnation, an extrascientific method of pshiachotherapy (Shianetics), and, MOST IMPORTANTLY, daily SHIA WALKING POSTS.

I LOVE Shia LaBeouf. I'm gonna join Shiantology.

by jho1744 May 11, 2009

Scientologeist

A compound word derived from Scientology and the German word "geist" (similar to zeitgeist). Scientologeist can be an umbrella metaphor for the hive mind and cult-like mentality of Scientologists.

More specifically, the Scientologiest is a secret division of Scientology bent on the dissolution of all anti-Scientology memes on the internet. They are responsible for the removal of content on Youtube and other media hosts, and other infamous acts. Some fringe groups believe they also exercise subliminal mind-control and other acts of a conspiratorial nature.

Anonymous212 - "Where did you find that, it isn't on the episode list for that channel!"
Anonymous419 - "Conspiracies! It must have been removed by the Scientologeist!"

by Static Shadow July 19, 2009

scientlogy

the religon that only 5 people follow.

tom cruis is like the only person who follows scientlogy.

by vladimr May 4, 2008

Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.

Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.

"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011

slimentology

Used to describe a fake religon that uses devious and sneaky methods.It also has nothing to do with any spiritual being but instead is a cult that is created using double-talk and made-up anagrams to sell courses,make money and keep overused celebities in the news.

Tom Cruise and John Travolta are so into slimentology. If it wasn't for them they wouldn't be in any movie anymore being such a corny actors!

by Earl Gr. March 23, 2008

Scientolophobia

Fear or hatred towards Scientology and/or (a) Scientologist(s).

A documentary has an element of Scientolophobia.

by LissyGudiya April 8, 2015

sciontology

A belief system which teaches dat all trees came from grafted buds or shoots.

Gardening isn't my thing, anyway, and so there would be no chance of my dabbling in sciontology.

by QuacksO September 7, 2022