wank scab

a wank scab is when you masturbate without lotion, and causes a scab of blood on your penis.

i masturbated so hard, i had a wank scab on my penis

by Elysium1234 January 30, 2014

Fuck scab

(n.) A real Class-A asshole. A supreme fucking dick-lick whom you wouldn't cross the street to piss on if they were on fire.

Hey, have you heard from Robert?

Nah, that fuck scab hit his grilfriend in the face at the bar the other night. I can't stand that shit, so fuck 'im.

by mhibma October 1, 2005

Jerk Scab

Liquid originating from an open oozing sore on the penis which becomes solidified and develops into what is commonly referred to as a scab. Dried human fluids, including blood, which develops on the male penis after male repeatedly strokes his penis with his own hand.

While throwing darts with friends Matt said; Man, my dick is sore from watching cinemax by myself last night. Do you think it would be okay to put a bandaid on my dick?

I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.

My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.

by RSJP January 3, 2007

pick the scab

to ditch an unwanted group member

to express the desire to be rid of a member of a group.

yo, jon's fuckin' annoying. Let's pick the scab.

by Deeeee November 1, 2006

butt scab

A buttscab is the crispy little wafer of feces that clings to the anus of a cat. Sometimes these tasty little treats can be found on the ground in the shape of a brown cnowflake. Each one is unique but they're hard to find because cats are idiots and love eating their own shit.

LOL I just put a butt scab in your can of pringles.

or

That butt scab dangling off your siamese's butthole looks mighty delicious!

by Robert Sellers April 23, 2006

Lotion Scab

The hardened bit of lotion that forms on the end of the pump nozzle.

My hands were so dry, I hardly noticed the lotion scab while I was rubbing in the lotion.

by Nerdy_Girl June 30, 2011

ass scab

An ass scab is a person with asshole friend/spouse that trys to fix the problems/situation the ass has caused

Ass: wtf you are mcdonalds and you are out of cheese burgers? Friend/spouse: im sorry he/she is being an ass. McD's worker: dude im already angry dont try to be an ass scab for that ass

by pseudonwanafukwitme October 26, 2013