readtheory

the most useless and boring reading site ever

Guy 1: Aw man, readtheory lesson's SUCK.
Guy 2: I know, right?

by Somebody who hates readtheory May 19, 2020

James Ready

The best buck a beer you can get in Canada. 5.5% to get you drunk just that little bit faster. Is brewed in Niagra Falls, Ontario.

Fuck your shitty Lakeport, send on a next James Ready.

by Daveyboy420 March 4, 2009

you ain't ready for this

"You ain't ready for this" is basically a way of saying that this is so good you might not be able to handle it.

"I could tell you what happened last night but I bet you ain't ready for this"

"You gotta hear these tunes, you ain't ready for these tunes"

by TheeHitch December 10, 2013

When it's ready

Created by CDPR to crush every Mans hope and dream to see a game come out.
When this phrase is used, you might as well forget about it. It's not coming this year.

if the owner of the game ever says this, its gonna take another 2 years to open up. maybe even until 2077 in case of CD projekt.

you: It's been six years, CDPR, give us CYBERPUNK

CDPR : when It's ready.

you: *dies inside*

by CYBERPUNKwillNEVERreleasePunk January 21, 2019

Read a book

Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.

John: The internet is a series of tubes.
Jane: Read a book would you!

by qwepoiqwepoiqwe December 7, 2012

Reading the Wallet

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.

Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.

by Huge Murph February 24, 2009

Readstown

a town full of amazing kids of all ages who clash but always get back together to play some tag at night or do something else childish. ;

Those kids in Readstown are up all night.

by lefsa emmy May 23, 2009