A generic term used for a morbidly obese security officer who lacks the social skills and charisma to actually get laid. One who is quite possibly a closer homosexual who craves the mighty peen. He is also a religious zealot who denies science and logic when it precludes his beliefs in a false God.
SO1: Man, that guy is a real Richard.
S02: Why's that man?
S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.
S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.
S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
S02: Why's that man?
S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.
S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.
S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
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An insensitive jerk who only thinks of himself. Acts kind but only to play with your feelings. Can never have just one person has to have multiple girls after him for his own satisfaction. Makes you believe he will be the only person who will love you so you feel worthless.
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