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PreEmptive Mouse

When you know somebody is about to say 'Mouse!' to you, and so you say it first and undercut them.
"Hey, James..."
"Mouse!"
Damn! Preemptive Mouse!
by Cyrano "CJ" Jones June 7, 2011
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Phreemus of the Phartosis

The medical term for uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the rectum.
After dining on Mexican food yesterday, I couldn't sleep due to Phreemus of the Phartosis
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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preempting

He tried preempting his creditor by filing for bankruptcy.

The douche ran away thinking he was preempting the fight all together. Pussywimp.
by Nia010203040 November 10, 2013
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preemptive spray

When you know you are about to blow the bathroom up, so you spray before you do. This helps keep the odor from seeping under the door while you do your business.
About to take a dump. Feels like a bad one. Better preemptive spray so no one else knows just how bad this shit is.
by lillovekitty November 26, 2013
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Preemptive-"ism"

A logical fallacy where claiming something is an "ism" (i.e. racism or sexism, etc) because a person(A) is part of a specific group and not because of specific comments or actions from person(B) towards that person(A).

Related to both "appeal to emotion" and "ad hominem" logical fallacies: By claiming "ism" one party appears as the victim (thus appealing to emotion) while smearing the other party negatively as racist, or sexist, or other (thus an ad hominem attack).
Jane: "Donald Trump interrupting Hillary Clinton during the debate is a sign of sexism."
Dan: "Why?"
Jane: "Well, because she's a woman."
Dan: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Jane."

Greg: "Obama's healthcare plan hasn't worked out too well for him."
Steven: "That's racist!"
Greg: "Why?"
Steven: "Because Obama is black!"
Greg: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Steven."
by Murderton October 31, 2016
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preemptive hangover

A preemptive hangover is when someone gets the sensation of the hangover they will get the next morning before they have started drinking.
"Woah I was out buying beers for tonight and I just got a preemptive hangover, feels like it's going to be a messy one."
by George W Roberts May 19, 2017
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preer

Person who collects useless stickers from restaurant vending machines.
"We refuse to eat at the Asian place since Michael is such a preer."
by gerndalf July 9, 2017
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