Pure Jesus

When something is extremly awesome.(Picture it as a can of some liquid.)

Tom: How was that concert last night? Did it rock?
Nick: Man, It was Pure Jesus!!

by Jack Of Hearts!! April 1, 2009

Porcelain Enema

When you take a big shit and the turd creates a splash that goes up into your asshole, acting as a cleaner of sorts.

Not long after having my usual double quarter pounder meal with an extra bacon cheeseburger, I sat on the toilet in anticipation of a porcelain enema.

by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

porcelain revelation

The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.

Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.

Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.

by ilted April 8, 2010

pure alpha

Something that a bro would say instead of saying "it's awesome" or even "it's the shit"

Bro, my workout today, I was running pure alpha, bro.

by Karmakaze September 20, 2016

porcelain stripper

Someone who takes off articles of clothing while using the toilet.

Jim must be a porcelain stripper; I saw him go into the shitter wearing a full tux and came out in his birthday suit.

by applesaucedoesntcount June 3, 2016

Pure Fergal

Shit, the closet thing in appearance, texture and smell to a shit.

Man his hair is a pure Fergal

by Cailum Burke February 25, 2017

Pirce

A white scrawny boy

Pirce is scrawny

by Gdhhssgs June 13, 2018