one finger death punch

When you put your finger in someone else's bum too hard they will get the "One finger death punch".

Girl: Don't one finger death punch me!

by Retrogiraff October 11, 2015

punctuation

One of the most useful things in life. Because let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat, Grandpa!" and "Let's eat Grandpa!".

Idiots that excluded punctuation

Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?

Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.OK July 28, 2013

sucka punch

aka sucker punch

1) to completely unexpectedly hit someone
2) to blindside punch

When that cheap shot taking, milk drinking marmalade exerts a sucka punch it's likely to cold cock a sucka or two

by xpurexhxc December 9, 2008

tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

by mocracy June 18, 2010

bang you out one punch

to knock someone out in one hit, then fist-pump over their battered body

playa, i'm gonna bang you out one punch if you say one more thing

by j-rob mad fresh April 8, 2010

muff punch

in a girl on girl fight, a punch to the pussy

angie kicked this girls ass when she gave her a muff punch

by 77transam August 28, 2006

shit punch

(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.

I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!

by slinkeril January 6, 2007