Procrasturbation

A synonym for edging.

Person one: Last night my boyfriend and I were procrasturbating. It was epic poggers.

Person 2: I'm sorry, what is procrasturbation???

by That_Lemon_Gay September 4, 2023

PROCRASTURBATION

Any human, age 12 throughout adulthood, already is aware of what this word means.

I PROCRASTURBATION, with any real, important task I am required to complete.

by Garth Norman May October 23, 2023

Procrasturbating

To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.

Jimmy, quit procrasturbating and finish your essay.

by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011

procrasturbating

1) The act of masturbating while putting off or delaying action on more productive tasks.

2) Jerkin off when you have shit to do.

Kyle: "Did you finish your part of the assignment? The due date is comin' up fast."

Stan: "I've been meaning to get to that. I've just been procrasturbating on that I guess.

by Woody-89 July 18, 2011

procrastabation

The act of masturbation in order to delay having to do a boring task

I need to do my homework....
gonna do some procrastabation instead

by LifeofRiley97 October 14, 2013

Procrastibation

Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.

Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?

by jerrie006 May 11, 2014

procrastarvation

procrastinating by thinking about food!

Monica couldn't fight the powers of procrastarvation while doing her essay.

by trwa March 3, 2015