Fuck-Positive

A better way of saying "I'd joyfully disassemble her"

The girl in the left is so-so but her friend is absolutely fuck-positive.

by Shadowrack June 28, 2007

Bed-posting

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.

That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.

by Sean of old July 31, 2010

Microwave Position

One partner retrieves food from microwave while other partner enters them from behind.

Sam had Dee Lila in microwave position while shouting, " hurry up with my nuggets bitch!"

by Dee Lila March 21, 2019

sandwich position

When two guys are inside a girl simultaneously, with one in her front and one in her back

Joe: Kayla, Jim and I had a threesome last night. We were in the sandwich position all night long
Kim: Nice

by throw536 August 7, 2019

Pasinetti Posting

Shitposting centered around 5717 Pasinetti St Fife Washington and all the delicious domino's pizza sent to it.

I can't stop pasinetti posting after ordering some pizza.

by nigoyhater April 4, 2023

Chinese Missionary Position

Sexual postiion with woman on top.

What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.

by Spinroyd October 15, 2013

juxt into position

the complex manipulation of people so that they are maneuvered into position to achieve a desired goal.

My desires are complex, and so I need to juxt into position the various players who can fulfill their tasks to achieve my objective.

by Vorlon007 August 14, 2016