pokey

.Noun

A sharp object, typically a swiss-army or pocket knife used to inflict pain on someone.
Primarily used as a weapon of defense for teens in the inner cities.

Pokey

Bro, 2 dudes were on the train and tried to rob me for my Iphone. I had the pokey on me though so I just started pokin niggas.
Blood was leaking everywhere shit was crazy.

by realN February 10, 2014

Pokey Men

That thing your grandkids are always talking about.

Grandkid1: Grandpa, would you get me the new pack of pokey men cards?
Grandfather: ...? sure

by Mr. Mapleleaf March 20, 2017

porkypine snatch

The epitome of a promiscuous southern belle.

If that-thar girl had as many dicks stickin' out of her as she had stuck in her, she'd have her a porkypine snatch!

by Phorrist Dumbp September 27, 2018

Pokey

Running behind, putzing, slow.

We had to leave little orphan Jimmy behind, he was pokey.

by AK26 August 3, 2005

pokeyourmum

During the act of sexual intercourse with a friend's mother, you make her yell the name of a Pokemon character just before you ejaculate. The more mothers you have sex with, the more potential characters you can collect.

eg.

Timmy: ugh, ugh....Im gonna cum Mrs Jensen....

Mrs Jensen: PIIKAAACHUUUU!!!

Timmy: I love Pokeyourmum! Gotta Catch 'Em All !!

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

pokey

The backstabbing neighbor of Ness. He is a pussy and fights against Ness in the final battle against Gigyas in a giant metal robot suit.

Pokey is a fat pussy with no friends.

by Sodomy August 2, 2004

Ponkey

A Ponkey is synonymous with something that doesn't exist. However, many believe it exists. It doesn't. Even if it does, it's probably the turdiest thing this world has ever seen.

Hammie: Do you see that ponkey over there on that chiffarobe?
Anonymous51993: Um, not really because it's not there. It's just a figment of your imagination.
Hammie: NO ITS NOT IT'S REAL!!!
Anonymous51993: (Kills Hammie with a chiffarobe)

by Gobada March 26, 2008