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Podcels

Incels who create podcasts claiming to be alpha males, and bitching about the type of women that reject them all day long...

Which is beta male behavior.

Typically low value, but claim to be high value, and usually faking their live styles until they make it.
Podcels Fresh and Fit recently went viral for getting dragged by REAL Australian relationship experts. Podcel Kevin Samuels, who recently died, was discovered to have been broke and living in an apartment, in which he overdosed in, according to source. It was discovered that he faked his lifestyle to scam his audience. Also, hypocritically, Despite claiming that women over a certain dress size couldn't obtain high value men, it was discovered that Kevin Samuel's himself was with a plus sized woman. Which implies that he probably did not see himself as high value, based on his own rhetoric.
by Koriyander May 7, 2022
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porcelain Challenge

A ticktock trend in where teens are taking their parents porcelain, grinding it up to snort it as if it was a drug.
Oh my god did you hear Dazai went to the hospital because he did the Porcelain Challenge!
by Trashrat3 October 2, 2022
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porcelain maid

A bisexual's wet dream
Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream
by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023
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browning porcelain

taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.
sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol
by dirtywizard April 13, 2011
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Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.
Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."
by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010
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marinatin' the porcelain

Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.
I ate a bunch of bad food yesterday and was up all night marinatin' the porcelain
by Asmeister December 23, 2010
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water the porcelain

Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."
by Funzie January 30, 2014
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