Posting Up

When you casually fuck your girl in a high school bathroom

Did you hear about that guy posting up his girlfriend in D wing?

by anon1288601 January 7, 2015

Ponding

Having all of the following attributes:

1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.

2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.

3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...

"Julian, stop ponding our next door neighbor and come eat your dinner!"

by J00lesC March 19, 2009

Plant Potting

When you shit in a girls mouth then stick your dick in as if you are planting seed.

He Stew, I plant potting your mum last night. She didn't even gag!

by matdex August 4, 2009

punting lolly

A synonym of slut

Girl: Hey guys, some girl called me a punting lolly, is that true
Guy 1: Erm... uh... um... nah

AFTER GIRL HAS GONE

Guy 2: omg lol you were kidding right?
Guy 1: Dude, duh, ofc

by pippanto April 19, 2013

posting

A sexual act with the women 'posting' on top of her man.

The man is flat on his back and the women straddles him and rides him up and down, up and down... Preferably facing forward, the women is riding / posting him.

by FCG January 19, 2008

Ponging

The act of sexual activity while having ping-pong ball shoved in the anus

Guy 1: "Man my ass hurts!"
Guy 2: "Maybe you should stop ponging with Jennifer."

by DarkKnight11099 February 16, 2017

marsh potting

An alternative to saying mosh pitting, sounds best when said in a heavy american accent.

'the show was moshoriffic - kids were marsh potting all over the place'

by Cockchoker May 31, 2009