The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.
by Robjef622 May 8, 2017
Get the Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning mug.Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed
James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter
Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
by dr ben March 3, 2011
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Only the most original band from the greatest era of music, 80's glam metal! They wore make-up during their performances only 7 years after Kiss did it. They were musical geniuses, borrowing licks from other bands in different genres and playing them louder, like they should have been played in the first place! Let's not forget Bret Michaels, only the most devoted, artistically enlightened frontman with the largest range ever heard by human ears. And his lyrics!? Who could forget such beautifully crafted rhymes, like:
"At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more"
and
"Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its, yeah, it does"
Poetic composition in the English language has never been the same.
"At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more"
and
"Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its, yeah, it does"
Poetic composition in the English language has never been the same.
Trent: "Why should I listen to Poison?
Barry: "Well, they are hands down the best band with a former vocalist currently starring in multiple reality TV shows."
Barry: "Well, they are hands down the best band with a former vocalist currently starring in multiple reality TV shows."
by TheFlyingGopher June 9, 2010
Get the Poison mug.A young person of the female sex between the ages of 14 and 17 who is uncomfortably attractive to members of both sexes several years older, and hangs out in groups dominated by people several years her senior. Often the cause of psuedo-pedophilic crisis in the unfortunate victims who spend too much time with the Poison. Negative connotation in that going to far means jail time, but otherwise fun for all!
by chaoskilled October 5, 2007
Get the Poison mug.The gentrification of Ivy League cities.
Many host cities of Ivy League schools are being taken over by the university's. They are buying up property's and the local residents are being pushed out. Locals call it a bad case of poison ivy.
Many host cities of Ivy League schools are being taken over by the university's. They are buying up property's and the local residents are being pushed out. Locals call it a bad case of poison ivy.
by Concerned and gerntrified June 7, 2010
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Get the what's your poison mug.Something you eat that either will make your life horrible, or kill you.
AKA, anything from McDonalds
AKA, anything from McDonalds
Billy: i dont feel t good...*barf*
Wise Old Man: Hmmm....i sence you have eaten an EggMcMuffin...THAT SH*T IS POISON TO YOU DUMBASS! you will die in 10 seconds...
Billy: *kicks da bucket*
Wise Old Man: Hmmm....i sence you have eaten an EggMcMuffin...THAT SH*T IS POISON TO YOU DUMBASS! you will die in 10 seconds...
Billy: *kicks da bucket*
by michal angelo January 28, 2008
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