barf poodle

to barf uncontrollably, often on other people.

"yo mang, you played the barf poodle last night!"

by Jim Henson July 1, 2006

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ninja puddle

1. A puddle on the ground that you don't notice until you've stepped in it.

2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.

May: "Why the hell are your jeans soaked to your ankles?!"

JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."

by maxcee December 8, 2009

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Muddy Puddle

Cumming inside of someone's ass then them shitting on your dick after making them gag on their own shit spitting it back into your mouth and you spitting it right back into that hairy asshole.

"Do you wanna do a Muddy Puddle tonight babe".

by Pu55y D35tr0y3r June 5, 2020

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piddlestick

1. something you yell when a child is in the room to replace a swear word.

2. a cuddly name for a penis.

1. yelling at friend...YOUR SUCH A ( sees little brother ) piddlestick...

2. Hey kids, wanna see my piddlestick? o.O

by ninjafightsamonster April 23, 2011

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poodle faker

noun
U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).

A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.

Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.

Joe Leon is a poodle faker.

by cian January 23, 2004

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