Asshole pants

A person who acts like a jerk all day long, is wearing their asshole pants.

Everything seems to be bothering Tomas today. He must be wearing his asshole pants!

by DJug July 26, 2019

jiggle pants

Flared pants.
Pants that give unnatural amount of ass jiggle no matter how skinny you are.

Todd: Damn girl, your ass jiggling everywhere with those jiggle pants
David: goddammit todd, stop looking at my ass!

by UncleRonald June 21, 2020

Dickhead Pants

Baggy high waisted jeans women think are cool, but are not.

Mom jeans that make hot women look like fat divorcees.

"Damn, she is fine!"
'Yeah...but she's got them dickhead pants on. Hard pass.'

by Twinkletits2017 March 31, 2021

Stanley pines

A man who commits tax regularly and his ex wife’s aim is getting better and he loves his family

Stanley pines is the better brother

by Michael Jackdaughter November 25, 2021

wearing the cool pants

Doing something well.

Could be used when talking about anything from pwning at a video game to outmanuvering an opponent in a basketball game.

"Did you see how badly Joe beat Levi?"

"Yeah, he's totally wearing the cool pants this round."

by Y.A.P. May 5, 2008

Sick to your pants

You have diarrhea

Oh, phew ... were you just sick to your pants ?

by moonchild2C March 6, 2010

Geezed in my pants

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”

I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.

by Soffz84 November 16, 2017