Per Crapita

A measure of how many/much per unit or instance of crap.

Netflix's business model is a great example of pricing per crapita. They keep raising prices and have nothing but crap to watch.

by RickRickRIckRIckyRIckyRaccoon February 3, 2023

Per se

NOT WRITTEN "PER SAY". PLEASE.
Often used by kids that don't know the actual meaning of it, just to sound smarter than they really are. If you use it normally though I've got zero problems with you.
Means "I want to insult someone/something, but also want to water it down enough to not get my ass beat" in most contexts.

John: "I think the new book our English teacher gave us is absolute trash."
Stacey: "I wouldn't say it's trash per se, but it is a bit boring..."
John: "Bitch please just admit it's awful."

by VenniTheWhiteVan March 24, 2024

facta per capita

Amount of bitches and sluts one can pull on a daily basis through rizz, mewing, mogging, munting, and edging.

Vincent can pull so many bitches, his facta per capita is 399.

by superfired March 28, 2024

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Deja-pay-per-view

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.

Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"

by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017

a hundred per cent

entirely; completely.

I'm not a hundred per cent sure.

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023

160 grams of protein per day

An amount of protein that is dangerous to consume, eating this much protein will not get you muscle it will just turn into fat especially if you don’t work out much.

160 grams of protein per day DOES NOT keep the doctor away.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023