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sean promise

the biggest promise a man can make, usually used by shithouse liverpool fans who carry round a purse.
i sean promise that ill have your nan sniffing lemo by midnight.
by lewis joyce October 20, 2020
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Swaraj Promise

To become a swarajist your promises should hold deep value and not to be taken lightly.
These are called swaraj promises
“I swaraj promise, I got my grandma pregnant.”
by CinnamonToastMunch March 20, 2022
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The Bedford Promise

a term describing when someone promises to do something with/for you. then for whatever reason, or there may be no reason behind it. either cancels on you or stands you up.
"I'm going on a date tomorrow"
"Oh yeah, make sure she doesnt pull the Bedford Promise"
by Always Big Rich May 11, 2009
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bullshit promise

the promise you make to someone who you really don't want to talk to you. usually because you have to do something important or you just really don't like that person. after making this "promise", you some how get tangled up in something more important or you "have" to leave right then. this is a perfect example of a "white lie".
ex. "Just a second, I have to do this first, be right back."

"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."
by Pvt. Twitchy February 13, 2007
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Prom Night Promise

When you promise your prom date that you will give her "just the tip".
"How did it go last night at prom"

"It was awesome! I gave her the prom night promise but she ended up taking it right to the base!"
by BagStank April 12, 2019
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boys promise

A holy promise between boys that should not be broken for any reason what so ever.

A promise of the highest caliber.
andy: hey joe lets go paintball!
joe: nah nah
andy: pleaseee
joe:ok
andy: boys promise?
joe: ok ok
andy: aww sweet!


20 minutes later...
andy: hey we're at the field you coming?
joe: nah fuck that shit
andy: ...
by paintballchamp April 13, 2009
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HOLLYWOOD PROMISE

A worthless promise made to induce the desired behavior or manipulation.
AGENT:"Dammit Harvey! My clients' a wreck.I thought we left
that meeting with her in the lead with Brad Pitt."

HARVEY:"Sorry Ari.It was solid until Angelina saw her pictures
and balked.Forced her to take the role.Mishuga as that
may be...it worked.My bad about the HOLLYWOOD PROMISE
there...maybe I can get your girl a music video and
a Maxim cover.See 'ya at The Ivy."(click)
by L.MARTIN September 26, 2005
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