Suck Presents

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.
by SGMinty July 31, 2006
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Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise
Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.
by FuryCollector November 15, 2020
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present from the gods

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.
by 152380717378273299383 August 10, 2019
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Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal
To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal
by Pink gin May 20, 2020
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present giver

you are a bad present giver.
by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017
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presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 08, 2009
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