When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.
by Thisoldog March 3, 2015
Get the Playing Portermug. A sweet, loving, caring man. He will always be by your side whenever you need him. Always come to him when you need help. He will check up on you and apologize when he has done something to upset you. He can be sensitive if he things you’re mad at him and he will ask if you are. Please never be mad at a man named this he is so sweet.
by Actually.how_about.no November 30, 2020
Get the Portermug. by allx😬 January 8, 2023
Get the Palmer Portermug. A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.
Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009
Get the Porter Blumpmug. 
you are a porterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by IDISLIKEPORTERS May 25, 2023
Get the Portermug. Porter: a noun
A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”
A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”
by BookReaderSara February 22, 2021
Get the Portermug.