A Pouderd Prune

An old lady trying to look younger by applying alot of makeup to her ageing skin, looks like someone has put face powder on a prune.

When ninety year old Betty dolled herself up for the over sixtys club, she used so much foundation on her face she looked like a pouderd prune.

by hteb78 July 8, 2023

Jeffrey would be proud

Bloke eyeing a girl that is too young for him, warning him that he is potentially getting into underage territory that would be in line with Jeffrey Epstein’s behaviour.

Bloke 1: “Wow, check out that babe.”
Bloke 2: “Mate, Jeffrey would be proud. You dirty dog.”

by Dutch Bob July 29, 2020

Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.

"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"

by Crack fox September 6, 2016

Ploughing the Field

A phrase meaning to have the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, where the field is the lady parts and the plough is the gentleman parts.

Man 1, "I'm going."
Man 2, "Where?"
Man 1, "I'm off to go plough the field."
Man 2, "Dang! You be lucky in ploughing the field so often!!"

by Mozillo February 18, 2011

snow plough

To have intercourse with a woman after sprinkling cocaine on the genitalia to enhance the experience.

I got a load of coke on the end of my cock, rubbed it all over her pussy then slowly snow ploughed her. Absolutely fucking mindblowing!

by Charley Brown June 1, 2006

Proud Owner

Any customer who purchases something that is non refundable.

"That guy is a proud owner"

by Mark January 18, 2004

Ploughing the Diamond

A guy with a huge dick who is fucking, banging or having sex {he is separating the folds of the pussy (or the baseball diamond)}

MOCO is an expert at ploughing the diamond!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009