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platforming strawmen

Pretty much how the internet started to work once it was accepted that you can kick out people that don't agree with you from your online community. As a result of a culture of 'de-platforming' and censorship, what actually started to happen was that people started to platform "strawman" - intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat rather than engaging with an opponent's real argument - instead.
"Internet today is just a bunch of platforming strawmen"
by cyberphunkisms May 7, 2022
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Bridal Plasty

A reality show that awards plastic surgery and a celebrity wedding to the winner. Also used as a term for a bride getting plastic surgery before her wedding.
Talk about bridal plasty, she got a nose job the week before her wedding.

Bridal Plasty is their favorite show on E!
by TheWordMaster1995 January 2, 2011
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touch plates

A sensual card game requiring one or more players to touch those plates, preferably hard plates, but don’t reject soft plates either. Have fun and be safe
Let’s play a nice game of touch plates
by Hard touch plates 🤫 February 25, 2020
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Lick my plate

Insult used by Chop Top in the original version of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'

Chop Top points to the visible metal plate in his head as he says it.
If you ever get cut off in traffic, a clever thing to yell to the offending driver is, "Hey, lick my plate, you dog dick!"
by MrCreo$ote April 23, 2018
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see boo plate

A see boo plate is a plate that is very scary. For many it makes them piss their fucking pants. The plate has demonic features and has many thoughts of death. Best to stay away from a see boo plat
"omg i am so sacred i just saw a see boo plate'
"omg sis no way"
by Tyanthehunk35 February 11, 2022
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Platypus shit

The third degree of bullshit. The heirarchy of bullshit being as follows.

1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).

2.) Horseshit.

3.) Platypus shit.

In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males
Fredo: two vampires were thirsty for blood and were flying through the sky when they saw Count Dracula with blood in his mouth. So they asked where he got the blood. He said, "Shut up! I flew into a wall." Haha!!!

Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.
by Bambooboards August 1, 2008
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Dinner Plates

Extremely large nipples, normally found only on women.
Wow, she had some big ol' titties with with a pair of dinner plates that scared the hell out of me!
by Runs with Scissors October 16, 2005
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