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PJ pantsed

Having your sexual overtures preemptively deterred by your partner wearing a pair of ratty old (usually flannel) pajama bottoms to bed. Not to be confused with getting pantsed, it is the opposite of peacocking. Whereas peacocking is defined as dressing for attention, just as peacocks use their feathers to attract a mate, PJ pantsing is a conscious effort to dress down, thereby sending a clear signal to your prospective mate that there will be no nookie tonight.
I thought she was in the mood after a couple glasses of wine, but when we got to the bedroom she PJ pantsed me, rendering me flacid in no time.
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The act of taking a large bong rip and coughing your face off.
Last night Evan and I were ripping hash oil and we both got pj'd by sinister dabs.
pj'd by haltimreptar November 20, 2010

pj brett 

Dumb ass dipshit that eats queef. He also likes to get buttlove from his boyfriends steve, jim, bubba, commander assmonkey, and bobo. see queef
if you think that pj brett is cool, you must be so stupid that a piece af donkey cum is smarter than you

pj fabulous 

Some random thing Amazon's Alexa says to you when you tell her goodnight
Good night, get some beauty rest. Not that you need it, you’re pj fabulous

pj sasso 

known to be an ex-jock pj now hangs with anybody that will take him in he loves any song anyone else does and especially "chicken on a stick" by nirvana. in other words a poser
dude dont pull a pj sasso and think linkin park is metallica.
A Zoo full of reckless and wild Pajamas or alternatively Michelle Bass' (Big Brother UK Series 5) redition of Pie Jesu (Pie Jesus)
(Bad Beyonce Style) piiiiiiiii jjjjjjjj zooooooooooo

Dad: 'Come on kids we're going to the PJ Zoo!'

DANGER! WILD PJs
PJ Zoo by A.Delirious - Student April 26, 2008