ratchet pistol

The tool used during a woman’s Pap smear, and the most uncomfortable device in the world.

I had to get a Pap smear today, and the ratchet pistol was cold as hell.

by every good name is taken March 1, 2018

pipe pistol

A top tier weapon in Fallout 4

Hey why are you using the combat rifle? That thing is garbage us the pipe pistol.

by King Donger September 22, 2016

Pleasure Pistol

(Verb) When you form your hand into a pistol shape and use your two fingers (the barrel) to finger someone who you fancy to pleasure. The Pleasure Pistol is not recommended for self defense.

"Don't make me pull out the pleasure pistol!"

by MyNameAdumbMaybe November 17, 2020

pistol kiking

An unbelievably long vascular but flaccid penis.

The buff man pulled down his pants to reveal his large package, to bad he has a pistol kiking.

by SirJr420 January 22, 2018

pistol whip

When a man smacks his penis across a woman’s face

I pistol whipped Jessica so hard last night her dentures came flying out!

by DirtyJulie January 30, 2023

fuck pistol

a cock that unloads like a gun

stick your fuck pistol in my cunt

by lee_dicko August 31, 2006

pistol whip

to slap a girl in the face with the dinkus usually while holding it at the base with the left hand after recieving or having been refused oral sex.

"I pistol whipped the whore after she refused to give me head!"

by Sam January 27, 2004