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Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED)

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.

IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.

If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.
Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.
by NewPOV January 22, 2025
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Rush the Objective

Operator 1: Let's go in slowly.
Operator 2: No let's rush the objective.
by Exhomain8492 April 17, 2020
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Green object

More commonly known as the Hong Kong Police, these maniacs would falsely arrest and shoot peaceful protestors and innocent civilians while asking some retard to cover up their crimes despite being a law enforcement agency
In yesterday's protests, green objects were dispatched to "ward of protestors"
by A Hongkonger October 21, 2019
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Razor sharp object

by Kar.WJ July 31, 2023
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naked woman covering with objects

when a naked woman is in public or private she grabs a object to cover her private parts
naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something

she grabs a thing

naked woman: phew!

it falls off

naked woman: oh no....
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 13, 2024
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HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.
"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
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