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Alfie Noakes

A sobriquet for any person from the North of England who displays rude manners and low intelligence. From the absurdist 1970s humour of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.

A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
Maitre D': "Never accept a booking from Alfie Noakes again. One of those cunts wiped his arse with the linen table cloth after the soup course"
by Jane Mansfield November 17, 2021
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Nova Boy

An irritating Chav or Pikey who insist on driving shit old cars (Mainly Nova's, Corsa's Fiesta's, anything with excessive rust etc) and usually with badly fitted and unpainted bodykits, oversized exhausts and other stick on crap they can get from Halfords or Max Power, bought with their Giro. These idiots can often be found playing Happy Hardcore or also be playing the new, ever so popular with the girls, Chav Chav Slide by DJ Casper.

They can often be found lurking round Macdonalds and Schools, picking up their 12 year old bird.
by Mark April 14, 2004
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pezza novante

Literal meaning is a big gun or cannon, it means someone that is a big shot.
Do not trust that pezza novante.
by Shaolin May 20, 2004
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casa nova

nickname which means playa; someone who is around the ladies and the ladies like him back.
Matt is such a casa nova. The girls are always around him!
by Ferondisha December 5, 2007
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Nova boy

A person who insists on driving a shitty nova with a shite stereo and everything else you would never do to your own car, peaked cap a must!!! with S CLUB 7 blasting out with your pregnant 12 year old passengers thinking your well ard!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOM look at that nova boy, what a nob.

Oh my god look at the state of that nova boys car
by G555 August 9, 2004
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nova scotia

canada's vacationland. unfortunately, most people forget about it, except when they want to get away from citylife in toronto or ottawa. beautiful coastline, amazing scenery. province is in bad shape financial though. home of three great things that start with s- seafood, sloan, and sidney crosby.
I add amazing scallops while listening to Sloan and watching Sidney Crosby on TV while in Nova Scotia.
by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008
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Liverpool, Nova Scotia

Liverpool is probably the most shitty town in all of Nova Scotia. The teenagers are extremely intimidating and like to try to kill eachother a lot, they also like to hang out on the graveyard steps in the middle of town, or on the cliffs on side of the 103. We like to make fun of those living in TOB, (Bridgewater) for being so immature. About 72% of Liverpool are hardcore drug addicts. There are certain people you should be deathly afraid of. The highlight of the year for anyone living in Liverpool is Privateer Days, which is when the fair arrives and it's all basically one big excuse to get extremely fucked up. Most people in Liverpool are completely fearless and like to drink underaged.
Honourable mentions:
S.K , B.W , E.W , T.D , B.R , J.F , E.R , K.R , J.M , L.R , P.D
Liverpool, Nova Scotia :
Person #1- "Man, let's get completely fucked up tonight."
Person #2- "Okay, but we'll have to get Schuylar to buy us booze.."
by ImInLpBitch July 1, 2011
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