nigger note

A letter, summons or report to place something or somebody on notice for unsatisfactory bahavior or work.

My parents told me that if I get another Nigger Note from the teacher that I'll be grounded for a month!

The supervisor already gave me two Nigger Notes for being late for work, one more and I'm fired!

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

notes are broke

"notes are broke!" indicates a person who is unable to communicate properly with others. Our helpdesk received an email from someone with no body, just the subject line "notes are broke!" Since then, the phrase has come to mean a poor communicator, or just plain idiocy. There is a gesture that accompanies the phrase. You must flap your arms like a retarded person attempting to fly when you say it. This is of course optional according to context as well as present company.

"So, how're things going?"
"Snakes on a plane man, snakes on a plane."
"Really? What's wrong?"
"Man, you know Cindy in accounting? She's all notes are broke again."

or

"How are things going with the project?"
"Notes are broke, boss, notes are broke."

or

"Have you spoken to the client?"
"Yes, and all I can say is notes are broke."

by Gleznov August 23, 2006

The Academy of Notre Dame

The Academy of Notre Dame, an all girls, private, Catholic high school in Villanova. The girls are incredibly hot and know it. They all drive the cars their daddy's bought them while blasting techno and rap music. They wear extremely short skirts, aka their uniforms, and have their Polo or Lacoste collars up at all times, they are very big fans of the crewneck sweatshirt. Don’t be fooled by the innocent sweater wrapped around their shoulders, these girls like to party and always have stories. They are keen on keeping the good girl image but for ulterior motives, get behind the cable knit, these girls are crazy. They are all tan, 90% of them naturally from being well traveled- not fake-bakers like Villa, they also like to show their tans off by wearing little clothes, regardless of the season, in a blizzard these girls will wear a mini skirt, they are mostly all blonde too. They spend their summers in Avalon at their families shore houses. They rack up a nice bill at their country club of choice signing their daddy’s name and number. These girls like to eat but somehow are skinny and maintain a low number of girls with eating disorders, compared to other all-girls schools on the Main Line. They are the ultimate Main Line Catholic schoolgirls. They are also down for and known to please...everyone. However there are some girls that are weird and not very pretty, but you can't judge them all on that, because most are absolutely smoking. They all are well dressed and do this by charging everything to mommy and daddy. They only shop at small “boutiques” on Lancaster Ave. and feel that they are 100% exclusive. Most will grow up to be well bred Main Line moms, who play tennis at the club, please their husbands and drive an SUV, so get ‘em while they’re hot because their appearance will outlast the other girls on the main line.

"Do you like this?"
"Yeah that's hot."

by GlazI409 March 8, 2005

cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.

Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!

by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

notecards

a form of homework which is less than desirable, and often large numbers are expected when it is inconcievable how the hell you are going to do it all in one night.

i'm working on notecards. i have to have 50 by tomorrow. i'm not kidding.

by jdunmer1018 March 9, 2005

notedge

if yr notedge you can smoke, drink, and fuck till the day you die.

some scene kids are straightedge. others are notedge.

by marisa mafiga May 19, 2007

Noted

The word everyone fucking learned since school went online because of Covid-19

"Hello everyone there will be no live class today"
"Noted"

by Astnee Spreteng May 15, 2021