Negratory

A gathering place of peoples tinted slightly or largely darker than average. Usually made of glass or bars, or at least with a glass ceiling for observing behaviors, taking notes, or simply amusing ones-self. Sometimes similar to or confused with "prison." While visiting the negratory, be advised to wear ear protection, as it's inhabitants appear to lack control over the volume of their incoherent languages.

Person A: Where the hell have you been?
Person B: Oh, I was teasing monkeys with a crack-pipe down at the negratory.

"I don't know what happened, he was here one second, then gone the next, it was like Chitlins in a negratory"

"Professor, look! When we turn the overhead lights off in the negratory, the only way you can tell they're still there is by playing this Bernie Mac CD!"

by Demauray X May 7, 2008

Nebraska

the place where God himself decided to give the Nebraskans the best sun rises and sets to make up for the crazy-ass weather.

Gotta love Nebraska

by brynwuzheer March 22, 2017

Bro tried sneaking in Nebraska

This guy tried sneaking in Nebraska

Guy:the best states are California,New York, and Nebraska

Other guy: bro tried sneaking in Nebraska

by Aye926 October 12, 2021

nebraska

Nebraska is the only bisexual state in the United States. It always goes both ways during election time. Nebraska is the only state that allows for a split in the electoral vote. Since 1991, two of Nebraska's five electoral votes are awarded based on the winner of the statewide election while the other three go to the highest vote-getter in each of the state's three congressional districts. This fact was later embraced by Nebraska in a tourism slogan that said, "Nebraska, We Go Both Ways."

Nebraska is bisexual. It goes both ways. It's true, I read that somewhere.

by CambridgeBayWeather November 21, 2006

neotrace

Useful tool that now only 14 year olds use to make themselves seem like a pro haxxorzz.

I kill headstrong newbies.

by larstait October 13, 2003

Nebraskan Turntables

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.

Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...

by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021

surfing in Nebraska

A nice way of saying someone is freaking retarded.

"the word dog starts with a d right???????"
"wow you're surfing in nebraska dude"

by Supermegacheater September 22, 2013