nearp

1. (n) An extremely good pianist whose talents are never fully recognized.

2. (v) To shock, surprise, or simply scare a stranger by uncontrollable laughter.

3. (n) The previously mentioned laughter, which is best described as uncontrollable, loud, and spreading over multiple octaves on a music scale.

That nearp just nearped those guys with his nasty nearp!

by Briman007 April 10, 2008

Nart

Nart can be any derogatory word in the world, you just replace it for any bad word you want to use.

"Bro you actually smell like a frignart nart you chum bucket nart."

"Stop being a cumjizzlenart"

by Birthdayyy April 12, 2021

Nart

To Nut (ejaculate) and Fart (pass gas) simultaneously.

Dick and had eaten a bunch of spicy mexican food earlier in the day. When he got home he managed to talk Jane into giving up the goods. His gut was so bubbly from the food earlier he Narted at the end.

by The Skeptile December 1, 2009

neat like taco meat

Something too awesome to be just neat and just as tasty as taco meat.

Dude, that movie was "neat like taco meat".

by Mike Lightner April 28, 2006

Joe Neate

You don’t know Joe Neate? He is the most bad ass real life pirate there has ever been. He loves new and interesting things so if you are someone who likes adventure Joe is someone you wanna be friends with. He is reliable and can often be found hunting down bugs and smashing them with his big ass feet. Oh did I mention he has big feet? He does. Because it is damn hard to fill his shoes. So if you have a Joe Neate in your life and you have the opportunity to grab a beer with him. Dew it! You won’t regret it.

I am about to go on an adventure with 2 of my friends and I need a 4th. I’ll message Joe Neate cause he is a bad ass and I know we will find new and interesting ways to adventure with him on our side.

by Hitbotc December 7, 2019

near tears

a feeling of rapture

This flash animation has rendered me near tears

by Bungalow Bill November 14, 2001

Nearicle on Ice

A term used to describe a close 2nd place finish. Also used to describe an event which doesn't live up to the hype or hopes of the media.

Named for the 2010 U.S. Olympic Hockey team's silver medal finish a the Winter Olympics. The match-up was commonly compared and hyped as the next Miracle on Ice but fell just short of Gold as the U.S. lost to Canada in overtime.

alternate spelling Nearacle on Ice

I hope this year's Super Bowl lives up to the hype and isn't another Nearicle on Ice.

by lcritterl March 16, 2010