Numb nutts

Some one who is stupidly thick, so thick they wouldn't feel anyone kicking them in the nutts.

That was well stupid, what a Numb nutts.

by Rockingjonathan1979 March 30, 2010

Numanoid

The ever faithful fans and followers of music legend Gary Numan. They stick with him through all the ups and downs, never faltering in their devotion. They are also a higher and more evolved species of beings than the average human. They can often be found queing up together at concert venues hours before his concerts. You can spot them by looking for the black eyeliner.

I am a Numanoid and proud of it!

by The Sparkle April 11, 2010

Numa

Numa means Pleasant and beautiful. An amazing girl who will light your face up with one look. So hot, beautiful and pretty her eyes can shine the whole sky like a shooting star. She understands you and her laugh makes ten thousand people smile. She is amazing and honest and will make your day!

Person 1: Omg look at Numa she is so beautiful I wish I could get her to notice me!!!!
Person 2: I know right she is so fine bro I would kill a thousand men just to see her smile!
Person 3: Ahhhh she’s like a flower that lights my day up!!!

by DamonSalvator321 October 26, 2018

number five

when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass

I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Maine

by poopy February 20, 2005

number porn

A condition in witch you are sexually aroused by the concept of numbers and math.

Dude, you have to be pretty into number porn to be a scientist nowadays.

by Thrackerzod June 5, 2016

soup number 5

A soup made from bull testicles and/or penises. It is called 'soup number 5' because some restaurant owners are concerned that listing bull ball soup in their menus might spoil the appetites of their patrons. Soups numbered 1 - 4 are chicken, beef, pork, and fish.

I'd like to have an order of soup number 5 with extra testicles.

by bugeater August 19, 2013

Number 3

Pee, wee, urinate

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number 1, tickle my bum
Number 2, do a big poo
Number 3, go for a wee

by Kellygirl March 28, 2012