TAKER (MOOCHER)

A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to acheiving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.

Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a Taker (Moocher), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tentant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.

by ...what's not fair to you? October 8, 2011

smash moocher

Someone who doesn't own a Smash Bros. game or setup and depends on others to play it.

John is such a smash moocher. He hits me up all the time just to play Smash Bros. because he doesn't own it himself.

by No Johns July 15, 2014

molly moocher

A word used in a small hick town to describe a male on male blowjob. Often used in code to trade oral sex for pills.

Corey asks, hey Nick do you have any of them Hydros left? Nick says, yeah man I have 3 or 4 and I'll take 40 for them all! Corey says I don't have that much money man. Nick says it's all good just meet me behind that dumpster and give me an old fashioned Molly Moocher and everything will be fine!

by Beebo08 May 20, 2016

Meme Moocher

A person who steals someone else's memes just for the pleasure they get out of plagiarizing them.

Those dang meme moochers keep stealing my troll face memes and they weren't even good!

by ChickFilA4Life September 13, 2017

internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.

Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game

by Turtle Skater January 11, 2018

honey moocher

Someone who can't afford a real honeymoon so they stay with family and friends.

they bragged about their great honeymoon, but to their family they were just honey moochers.

by ladyJaneDoe May 3, 2018

Meme moocher

Meme Moocher (noun): Someone who shares their friends memes without liking or reacting to it before the repost by said meme moocher.

An offence punishable by death of Facebook friendship without a trial.

That goddamn mutherfucker Bob has been sharing my memes again without liking them, this is it, the last straw I am unfriending that meme moocher.

by Gareth Viviers November 14, 2019