n. The month of March, which is the month after February, where you masturbate twice as much as you normall would to make up for No Fap February.
Guy: Hey dude I just completed No Fap February...
Guy 2: Well shit dude now you gotta do Messy March!
Guy: Whats that?
Guy 2: MASTURBATE TWICE AS MUCH!
Guy 2: Well shit dude now you gotta do Messy March!
Guy: Whats that?
Guy 2: MASTURBATE TWICE AS MUCH!
by Triforcemuch March 10, 2011
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Get the Misty mug.When a Mexican amigo (lawn worker) woos you into the back of his 1992 camaro to rape you violently in the ass using gasoline as a lubricant and then proceeds to shit on your back and massage it in with his feet and/or penis in no particular order.
Patrick Swayze: So, Gertrude, what were you up to last night? You look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and shit.
Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.
Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!
Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.
Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?
Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?
Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.
Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.
Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!
Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.
Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?
Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?
Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.
by team raunchy prostitute October 16, 2008
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N: Im feeling sooo horny.
P: SAME, what about a masty pedi.
N: Great, are your feet clean.
P: Of course, im always ready for a masty pedi.
N: Im feeling sooo horny.
P: SAME, what about a masty pedi.
N: Great, are your feet clean.
P: Of course, im always ready for a masty pedi.
by lovegreysanatomy February 14, 2015
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by thebigbrochacho August 13, 2017
Get the messy mike mug.A messy ass podcast by two chaotic ass gays where we hear Mac forget his Gay Agenda™ every week ( and when he does remember it lasts for 5 hours ) and Mike reading out some REALLY MESSY hook-up times™ ( THE HAUNTING OF THIS PUSSY BITCH ), and the 20 minutes left in the episode is Mike ranting about his hArD time in WeHo ( jk jk we love you mike, and your rants ). For some reason Oliver hasn't been here for a MINUTE even though everyone loves him so step up to the mic both of you UWUUUU
( btw I started and finished this 70 hour + podcast in just a week, two weeks ago YEEHAW)
( I love you both sm and the podcast )
( btw I started and finished this 70 hour + podcast in just a week, two weeks ago YEEHAW)
( I love you both sm and the podcast )
Me to literally all my irls : Y'all need to check out the chaotic ass podcast, Messypod. It's literally my serotonin boost.
by S (twitter - @magdaleneswift) January 30, 2021
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