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Mazeltov

When one celebrates the acquiring of a new smoking piece by wrapping an old one up in a napkin, smashing it, extracting the resin from the broken bowl and shaft, and smoking a resin ball.
We did a mazeltov last night with Tommy's new bong; we got so high.

I mazeltoved the other night with my new bubbler; my breath reaked.
by cthuluhulu May 28, 2011
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Mazeventhenthore

noun, (maa-zeh-ven-then-thor)
This word describes the main pains people have go through and suffered put into one word. It's a very emo word. When broken down each letter is a word, or a
series of words. Not all these words are feelings, but basicly words of hate and violence-- darkness and depression.

The Original Set / The New Set

M. Maleviolence / -no change-
A. Angst / -no change-
Z. Zygote / -no change-
E. Enmity / -no change
V. Venom / Venom and Virulence
E. Evil / Execrated Enemies*
N. Nauseate / Noxious
T. Torment / Tormenting Turpitude
H. Hate / Hate and Hostility
E. Enemy / Evil*
N. Nuisance / Nefariousness
T. The Pariah / -no change-
H. Horror / Heavyheartedness**
O. Opprobrium / Obloquy
R. Regret / Remorse
E. Execrate / Eschewal

"The First Four"(read about it in the history section) are listed as "-no change-". This means they are the same in the New set as the Old set.

*These have swaped places in the new set, because of their level importaince, evil is moved down being less importaint to the set.

**The entire meaning to this line has been changed, since horror is already described in alot of otherwords, and a line for depression is nowhere to be found in the

oldset--something the old set majorly screwed up on.

History: In dark times this word was created by lashing together the greatest pains and sufferings from living souls. The word was uttered when someone feeling great

depression and hate for the world basicly snapped. The word was created, or 'forged', from pure hate of the world and borderline insanity--otherwise it is not quite

clear why the word was chosen.

The old set was the first original description for Mazeventhenthore, and then the new set was created to replace the old one with better choice of words that

described Mazeventhore more properly. The word play is much better in the new set no doubt, and possibly the new set would serve better description for this word,

but the old set was the original so therefore it deserves to recognized as the first and true meaning of Mazeventhenthore.

"The First Four" were the first four lines to forever remain untouched, by the words of their creators. Not only that, these words were absolutley flawless, and no better words could be thought of to replace the old set.

Rumour: The word spelt backwards makes Erothnehtnevezam, (ay-roth-nait-neh-veh-zam) is said to be the opposite of Mazeventhenthore; but this term was

created along with the new set, so it's only a rumour--nothing offical.
"I feel great Mazeventhenthore...please god just kill me now."
by Mitts July 20, 2008
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When one mazens it means that some one has killed a joke. The term is derived from Mazen Chabaz who frequently kills jokes.
Paul: One day i shat a whole Duck!
Robert: HAHAH!
EVRYONE: HAHA!
Mazen: Then it laid an Egg!?!?!
EVERYONE: ????WHAT???? You just Mazend
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mazed

Interwoven
Whether the weather may change in an hour, day or night; when precisely the

trees may wither in past & future right; why leaves fall and shooting stars

are an inevitable sight, what perpetually mazed seasons increase as nothing

abides, so no person does perpetually grow. Fragments broken cannot be

similarly assembled again. Extensive degrees are inevitably required for

melting snow. Fate transforms less then we require, more often then we know,

but when.
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
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Mazeltov cocktail

When you are old and decrepit and your time is done. You decide to go out in a yiddish blaze of glory.
Linda said shit, I'm done. I'm gettin' lit and I'm outta here *lights the wick in a bottle filled with gasoline and throws it to the ground--Joan of Ark-style* #Poof. "Mazeltov mother f'ers!"

So like Linda to go out in mazeltov cocktail style.
by lindalongarms February 22, 2019
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mazelpod

A turd with corn in it.
Thats a pretty ornate mazelpod floating around in the bowl.
by DanR1960 May 2, 2008
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Mazen

The president of every single thing that is alive or has been alive.

Something more than a god, it is too much for humans to understand, Mazen is the new god!!!
There is Mazen, my eyes hurt he is so shiny for our eyes.
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