mayonaise

should be eaten with every meal

mayonaise is my second favourite white sauce.

by wins May 3, 2011

Unicorn Mayonaise

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht

If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006

Macon

The kid that knows what he's doing. Smart, ambitious, really good looking, and modest. He's that "perfect guy" with the beautiful girlfriend. He's good at everything, everybody wants to be his friend, and typically, he's the one that embodies every quality everybody wants. Mr. Suave.

Guy 1: Get the party started! Macon is here!
Guy 2: Oh I need to go tell him something!
Guy 1: No you don't, you're just in love with him - you homo.
Girl: No I am!

by Ericbrudda! November 5, 2009

microwave mayonnaise

another word for sperm

I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty.

by Dani_O February 8, 2009

mayon

saying man like a rapper from the deep south.

Soulja boy,"on yo hataz mayon"

by robmxer November 8, 2007

Mayonesa

The white gooey substance that cums from your love dagger

Come over here and get some of this mayonesa!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Mayonaise Twinns

About to be the best band you've never heard of.

Hey bro, it's about to be a Mayonaise Twinns explosion up in here.
The Mayonaise Twinnsare about to schmear the Paradise tonight.

by jfitzzz November 13, 2013