by Yomumlol May 6, 2019

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 1, 2021

When you come around looking for money when you're broke but nobody ever sees yo ass when you're rich.
Nigga last month you didn't chill round here at all riding yo' Escalade and shit but now the rent's due and you all up in our grills. Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch.
by Nick D February 11, 2003

I am drunk right now but maybe smoking would do something for me.
Being drunk is ok, but smoking brings a lot of relaxation I hear. Who wants to grow old and ugly anyway.
When am I able to get any satisfaction in this world, Everything else just seems so boring and dull.
Being drunk is ok, but smoking brings a lot of relaxation I hear. Who wants to grow old and ugly anyway.
When am I able to get any satisfaction in this world, Everything else just seems so boring and dull.
by Death Menace February 15, 2023

Only to observe it.
Maybe I am not meant to interact with this world
I would still like a wife and children though.
(Jews I am talking to)
I would still like a wife and children though.
(Jews I am talking to)
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 9, 2021

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.
*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"
*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"
*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"
by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010
