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maple sauce 

The disgusting salty "treat" drink that comes from a Canuck's shlong as he ejaculates into a woman's orifices.
"Damn. His maple sauce tasted like Tim Horton's donuts after it was left in a container of play-do for a month.", said Stefanie.
maple sauce by Pixie Lovuh May 6, 2008

maple rape 

Being screwed over by a Canadian

Maple rape came about while gaming with friends and someone said that they loved canadian syrup.

Being a fellow Canadian kicking another players butt they said i was maple raping them.
I was maple raped when I tried to enter Canada because they suspected me of smuggling drugs.
maple rape by I_Died_Tryin September 7, 2013

maple syrup urine disease

So like basically when ur pee smells like maple syrup. Kinda cool ig. Does it also taste like maple syrup?
Person1: you why tf does it smell like maypole syrup.😈
Person2: I plead the 5th
Person1: oh ok. Thought u had maple syrup urine disease for a second.
Person2: why would u assume such outrages assumption! (Blushes nervously)

Maple Leafs 

The best team of any sport! They pwn the NHL, and all of j00! They have the best players and goalie, they WILL win the cup, i promise u!
"The Leafs r the best, the cup is waiting for them. GO LEAFS GO!!"

Maple Grove 

The Twin Cities suburb with the highest household income, you'd think this city would be home to charitable, kind people. Alas, it also boasts higher poverty than other suburbs and a distinct arrogant, almost royal, tone in everything its citizens say. You know when you've met a citizen of this fair town when they smell the air and say, "You smell like a trailer park, you must be from Blaine."
Where are you from?
Maple Grove
Oh, forgive me for not bowing, your highness

Maple Leafs 

One of the most hated teams in the NHL...if not in all sports. This hatred is spawned by jealousy only because the Toronto Maple Leafs, in fact are very well skilled and probably have the best team in the NHL to date! They continue to build their team, slowly but surely, and I guaruntee, they'll win the cup race!
"The Maple Leafs are going all the way boys!"
Maple Leafs by Anonymous March 17, 2003