There's a reason Peyton Manning has never won anything in his life -- he pisses his pants when he plays any team that can put pressure on him. Throwing a million td passes against the texans and titans playing behind the best pass-blocking offensive line in the league doesn't make you a great quarterback.
by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 15, 2006
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Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?
Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.
Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.
by NaoNao February 6, 2008
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Guy1: Hey I heard that one prick Justin is going to the party tonight.
Guy2: Man I hate him, I'm gonna know alot of people at the party. Lets give him a good Manning
Guy2: Man I hate him, I'm gonna know alot of people at the party. Lets give him a good Manning
by noahm1 March 22, 2009
Get the Manning mug.Starr Manning is a pregnant girl on ABC's OLTL. She is uber weird but her dad is uber weirder. But don't worry Viki is always on her way to make things better. yummo!!
Conversation btwn. Starr Manning & Cole Thornhart
Cole: Starr, I love you
Starr: I'm pregant
Cole: I still love you
Starr: Um.... I'm pregnant with sextuplets
Cole: Can we make a little baby army and then run away to Atlantic City?
Starr: You're so funny, can you get me a beer?
Cole: Starr, I love you
Starr: I'm pregant
Cole: I still love you
Starr: Um.... I'm pregnant with sextuplets
Cole: Can we make a little baby army and then run away to Atlantic City?
Starr: You're so funny, can you get me a beer?
by Esteban Allaire May 27, 2008
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by dan squared December 7, 2006
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by dtra82 October 20, 2008
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by Dave Franko August 25, 2016
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