Big Dick Malone

A game played by men, usually after large amounts of drinking. The men compare their dick sizes. The man with the largest member becomes the winner. All of the losers must refer to the winner as Big Dick Malone for the rest of the day.

"Ted became Big Dick Malone after dropping a full nine inches."

by Godbotherer March 29, 2009

andy milonakis

A 29, yes, 29 year old guy from NYC that has appeared on the man show, and now has his own show on MTV. It might seem he is about 12, but he isn't. He was born in 1976. In real life, he is a drug addict and a real asshole.

Andy: "when life hands me lemons, i make beef stew!"

by Gina August 3, 2005

andy milonakis

after many hours of googling "andy milonakis" and getting past all of the MTV jumble on the first page, i came across a USA TODAY article that included an interview with Andy explaining about a disorder that he has, "a growth hormone thing" said milonakis.

He has no physical disablities other than that fact that he can pull off being a middle school kid. In truth, he is a 27 year old network administrator for a consulting firm.

If you simply look around online, click a link here and there, you will find the truth.

When asked his age in an interview, he responded "somewhere between 10 and 30".

Andy Milonakis is actually 27.

by Tyler K. August 25, 2005

andy milonakis

a man that looks like a kid with a show that you think is amazing and really funny until you find out that hes really 29 and realize that its really not cute or funny to watch a grown man act like a little kid when in fact he should probably get a life and a job.

dude have you seen the andy milonakis show? its hilarious!

dude andy milonakis is 29

ew nvm

by truffles October 2, 2005

chodes malone

a random nickname used on people.

"Hey chodes malone, wanna smack the cock"
"Sure"

by sacksmack February 16, 2004

Stoney Maloney

Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.

“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash

“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey

“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”

-Nick da GuapoLord

“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown

by StoneyMaloney March 8, 2018

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, who goes by Post Malone (also known as Posty,Water Melon,Post-it Malone,Tattoo man,Bud Light King,etc) is a American Rapper,Songwriter and Record Producer. Every Song he makes is a different style and you can never expect what type of song he's gonna make next. He has more tattoos on him then the amount of money that you will ever make in your life.He has also mastered the art of looking homeless and being rich at the same time.

Guy 1 - "I want to be like Post Malone but I don't want to look homeless!
Guy 2 - "Wow."

by LMxHorizon October 28, 2020