mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003

Mute

1. noun. A term referring to a mute person, someone suffering from muteness, a speech disorder which some individuals have. For one or more reasons, they are unable to speak out without the help of certain utilities.

2. verb. A verb describing the action to (usually) disable the sound on something, like a television, as well as disabling someone from communicating, for example in chat channels on the Internet.

Example:
1. That person over there is mute, he is unable to talk.

2. Please mute the sound on the television for a moment, I am talking on the phone.

2. Do you remember that person from the chat yesterday who kept spamming obscene words? I believe she was muted by a moderator.

by Zeyra August 14, 2009

Muthafugly

A person so hideous they are not just fugly, they have been elevated to the highest tier of ugliness. It is a top echelon of raunchiness, no other word can fill. Only to be used as a last ditch effort to describe someone.

"There's the good, the bad, the fugly, and then the dreaded, muthafugly."
"That chick is so muthafugly, my eyes burn."

by chandrapoopta July 7, 2006

muttshmee

a person has multiple illegitimate kids from at least two men or women and has had multiple sexually transmitted diseases in his lifetime

'Did you hear about Guy?He came back positve for herpes. How can all those kids of his be proud of that wreckless muttshmee?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

mutual roadblock

When you and someone else are walking towards each other in an attempt to pass each other. You move to one side to pass them; they move to the same side to pass you. You move to the other side so you can escape the situation; they try to do the same thing. You are roadblocks of each other until one of you decides to stop and let the other walk by. Regardless of any ill will by either participant, the incident can be really, really annoying.

Me and Stan's mutual roadblock lasted for twelve seconds. Then we each thought the other was being an asshole. We worked it out, though.

by Tez, a man April 4, 2010

mutant chick

an ugly girl who is among hot chicks.

A:Yo you see that mutant chick?
B:yeah that kind of chick should be thrown out.

by legit dictionary January 12, 2016

Mutkin

•A hound or mutt

•Often receives undeserved prizes for booky gcse artworks that require no effort.

That Mutkin is a booky dog.

by El baronet May 2, 2017