by DonkeyMeat January 23, 2014
A lunch you have where your meal is sitting between your legs (in your crotch) when driving. This meal is very common to busy people who have no time to sit down and eat so they drive and eat at the same time.
Person 1: "I have to get to work but i havent eaten yet!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
by jaytee15 December 25, 2011
by Disteeler12 May 24, 2019
When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
When a Smurf vomits
by goose attack May 07, 2017
by Vaniillla October 24, 2017
Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019