Free Lunch

Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.

Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.

Bill: There is no Free Lunch.

by Pony Battles November 25, 2019

lunch & learn

This is way to promote your business by providing an information session over lunch. It is also known as a chat & chew.

I am providing a lunch & learn to drum up more business.

by HollyDe October 15, 2008

Blue lunch

When a Smurf vomits

Papa smurf ate some bad sushi then had a blue lunch

by goose attack May 6, 2017

Ninja Lunch

A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.

Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.

by Buns Master December 16, 2011

Lunch Club

Dead!

person 1: yo why is lunch club dead

person 2: callmecarson

by mifties March 5, 2021

lunch love

An oral sex act performed on Eddie Izzard

He was so great on stage I wanted to lunch love him right there

by DonkeyMeat January 23, 2014

Miner’s Lunch

When your girl is on all 4’s and and you finger and eat her snatch out from behind whilst mining her little brown flower deep with your nose.

I fed Roger a miner’s lunch today. It was heaven.

My nose still smells of her arse after that miner’s lunch.

Right after she works out is not the ideal time for a miner’s lunch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018