swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.

Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.

by deer huntin March 17, 2016

Olu Logic

Anything said by someone called Olu or goes by the name Olu, is automatically correct and everyone who disagrees with them are wrong

Tilly: Clear is not a colour
Olu: Clear is a colour

Tilly: Prove it

Olu: Olu logic 😌🤚🏾
Tilly: Damnn you got me there

by not_oluwafolayomi August 16, 2021

Dick-slap Logic

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.

My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.

by General TWSSman October 1, 2010

Among Us Logic

Among us Logic is a Series Made by Gametoons
It has 28 episodes

Player is the main character of Among us Logic
Player never won except for some gametoons gaming videos

there are a bunch of characters in Among us Logic

by Police Amogus May 12, 2021

Fahad Logic

Fahad Logic is when somebody does the opposite of what they say their going to do (see lying)

Fahad: "I've got a BMW and the new iPhone X"
Jamal: "Nah fam you ain't, that's Fahad logic"

by guccislayer January 28, 2018

logisticize

To work out details or a schedule; to make a plan in detail; to finalize the logistics of an appointment, a meeting or an engagement.

There will be a big crowd at the concert, so we'd better logisticize." "Let's logisticize now, so there's no confusion later."

by Mike the Knife December 2, 2010

faulty logic

A thought process that starts with asinine actions, expecting a sound outcome. Only ending in the process being a failure. Possibly effecting both parties of said thought.

Some girls believe guys should make the first move and ask them out. In turn, the girl gives zero hint or action stating that she is interested in him. Time goes by she gets mad and moves on because he never asked her out or made an advance, He's effected because now he looks like an asshat and she looks like a girl who can't find a guy. Thus, Faulty logic. Rinse, Wash and repeat.

by Syrpgang Waffledaeus February 15, 2014