another word for "sneaky penis".
1; The name you call a guy who, when the girl is sleeping naked, "sneaks" into her.
2; A derogatory term for a sleazy male, who is discretely trying to get laid.
1; The name you call a guy who, when the girl is sleeping naked, "sneaks" into her.
2; A derogatory term for a sleazy male, who is discretely trying to get laid.
by Swayspoon March 20, 2011
Get the listepik mug.A list of people who have broken a rule or a regulation, disrespected an authority figure, or otherwise screwed up. If there is a job that needs doing but nobody else wants to do (i.e. a "shit job"), it is first given to the people on the shit list as a form of unofficial punishment.
This definition comes from the military where enlisted personnel who had pissed off their sergeant were the first ones picked for latrine duty; hence, "shit list."
This definition comes from the military where enlisted personnel who had pissed off their sergeant were the first ones picked for latrine duty; hence, "shit list."
Corporal: Sergeant! The latrine has backed up and there's shit all over the floor!
Sergeant: Private Wilson is on the shit list--make him clean it up.
Sergeant: Private Wilson is on the shit list--make him clean it up.
by TomD1969 November 17, 2017
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Honeydew List, Honey-do List or Honey-due List. Its the list of stuff you have to do because you happen to be someone's "Honey". All the crap you could not care less about but have to do anyways because you want to go skydiving on the weekend
"Honey do this, Honey do that" creating the Honeydue List (Where This and That are other words for yard work, fix the sink, paint the fence, take out the trash and all the other crap you don't care about.)
by deco November 19, 2007
Get the Honeydue List mug.A list of individuals in bad standing with a prison gang. Synonymous with Bad News List or Hard Candy List.
Cornfed: That muthafucka Bubba dropped out, owes major G's, and was tellin'! His punk ass is on the No Good List!
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Get the listenative mug.The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
by Tedro357 April 13, 2009
Get the can't listen to my dick anymore mug.a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
by Pete Dick February 13, 2008
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