lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

laplicker

lesbian (lesbians)
see muff diver....

That woman looks like a laplicker.

by Pete Peterson September 7, 2008

Laplie

To get a blowjob

Yeaaaah you're hench with that butters beanie.
Allow you son, i'm just in it for the laplies

by Shuklas July 14, 2010

LaPigra

Spanglish for pig

Look at that filthy LaPigra.

by natolo belik August 24, 2011

lappies

when a person does something of consumate ease but manages to mess it up, that is lappies

Bramwell Barnes misses a goal infront of open post twice... he is LAPPIES!!

by fakespear December 8, 2013

lapdi

When a guy gets a deserved lapdance. Or just get lapdances. A lot of them.

Or when a guy just likes lapdances.

Call Lapdi, he can get a lapdance from this chick!

Hello Lapdi! Lapdi, come here Lapdi! Come on Lapdi! He is mr. Lapdance

by Iniestar January 7, 2014

Laquishad

When a black girl queefs on her boyfriend

Shaniqua just laquishad on Tyrone

by directioner7366 November 28, 2014