lactic brown

A term used in athletic training circles, intense anaerobic training causes a build-up of lactic acid leading to a spontaneous bout of diarrhoea. The acidic nature of said stool leads to severe ring sting, similar to ghandi's revenge but entirely self-inflicted

That session yesterday was savage, it gave me serious lactic brown

by VetCallum400 June 14, 2011

lactamelo

Used by puertorricans to describe blowjob. It represents a lack of importance in what someone is doing or saying.

Tipo deja es mierda y lactamelo.

Porque no te callas y me lo lactas.

by Hulk 69 August 23, 2011

lactic asshole

Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)

Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?

Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.

by TOS T1000 October 13, 2013

Lactrimony

The enthusiastic lifelong commitment to milk and all things dairy.

Lauren and Lucerne had a lovely reception at the local ice creamery where they were united in holy lactrimony.

by Putsomeswagonit November 8, 2014

Lactardness

The act of going to a restaurant and faking a dairy allergy to annoy your server

Lactardness: I am lactose intolerant. I can have a little dairy, I'll have the enchilada

by BvdGalLili August 22, 2015

Lactard

Someone who is lactose & tolerant and farting constantly.

Michael had to much ice cream and he is been a lactard!

by shtoogie123 September 5, 2016

lactophiliac

A Lactophiliac is someone who's sexually aroused by lactating breasts, usually they will focus on a woman's breasts more than your average normal person.

whenever we sext, he keeps asking me to squirt my breast milk all over his dick, im not even lactating.

uhm..Lactophiliac allert!

by Ran Mc May 11, 2016