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lactic squeeze 

the act of inserting a gogurt tube into someone's ass, then with one swift move, squeezing the milky contents into the person's asshole.
Welcome to the kink-through, may I take your order?

Yes I'd like one chili dog, and the missus will take a lactic squeeze.

Fine choice. that'll be 10 bucks. pants down, pull around.

Lactic Suicide 

An act of intentionally killing oneself with milk.
Travis committed lactic suicide because he couldn't afford an Xbox.

lactic caps

Breast, boob, tit, etc....
"Check out those gigantic lactic caps," said Kevin.
lactic caps by Brett August 25, 2003

Lactic acid

The burning senstation you get in your legs and buttocks after a really hardcore sexual episode.
after two hours of cunnilingus his/her tounge was filled with lactic acid.

While fucking her doggy style his ass and legs began to feel the effects of lactic acid and he could no longer stand

lactic brown 

A term used in athletic training circles, intense anaerobic training causes a build-up of lactic acid leading to a spontaneous bout of diarrhoea. The acidic nature of said stool leads to severe ring sting, similar to ghandi's revenge but entirely self-inflicted
That session yesterday was savage, it gave me serious lactic brown
lactic brown by VetCallum400 June 14, 2011

lactic asshole

Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)
Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?

Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.
lactic asshole by TOS T1000 October 13, 2013