A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
by CutieFatPuss December 29, 2021
Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.
Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.
Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!
Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.
Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!
by Butch Dime October 21, 2010
An affectionate term for the odd occasion when a mighty man, with strength and prowess only equal to that feline king of the jungle, cuddles the bejesus out of a beautiful woman while she sleeps, leaving her feeling safe and secure. (and moist.)
by Jimmy5385 January 31, 2012
This person is willing to cross a boundary in order to negate fear, and show total self control in order to open the path for others.
by Imperyosi September 02, 2016
Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
by Tipdock January 16, 2013
Yo, C-Lion, check out this Rat King story I made. It rules as much as rats with crowns on their heads.
by El_Scorcho September 16, 2004
When you reach a point of hunger that your stomach begins to make noise. The noise often sounds like growling. Seeing as lions growl, being hungry is often referred to as having "tummy lions."
see also: hungry
see also: hungry
Lemur 1: Dude, what's that noise?
Lemur 2: Oh, that's just my tummy lions.
Lemur 1: When was the last time you ate?
Lemur 2: Oh, last Tuesday or so.
Lemur 2: Oh, that's just my tummy lions.
Lemur 1: When was the last time you ate?
Lemur 2: Oh, last Tuesday or so.
by Lexiboo Reilleh May 25, 2009