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We (Lego 11031's) are going to steaaal
by Lego11031 October 16, 2023
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I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.
Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."
by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015
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Lego

(noun)
The small plastic object seeking to destroy your foot, it will hide in any crevice necessary to complete its mission.
Lego
by Havvik February 22, 2019
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legnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of long, shapely legs coupled with:

- short skirts
- short shorts (aka Daisy Dukes)
- high heels
- eye-catching stockings, tights or pantyhose.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.
"Those Coco Loco skanks always show up on weekends and use legnosis to try and attract guys. However, once the guys take a long, second look, the legnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge. Pudgy or ditzy, with too much make-up, I hope those skanks don't become skankasaurus-rexes."
by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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Lego Nerd

A young boy who is obsessed with lego and can recall any lego figure or part from memory. They can also talk about lego for hours as it is the most exciting and interesting topic in the world to them. They have great delight in designing their own lego minifigs and older boys often video them and make documentaries which they then upload to YouTube.
Timmy: "Have you seen Sam's lego collection, he has an entire closet with draws full of lego all sorted by color and size!"
Seth: "Yes, he is such a Lego Nerd!"
by the real Mrs B June 6, 2010
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lego

1. an interlocking plastic building toy
2. something that should be done to eggo waffles
lego my eggo
by trumpy13 July 17, 2003
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Legolas

Watch the movie
Legolas kill a f***ing mammoth alone, without sweating.
by An ordinary guy October 21, 2015
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