Kermitcausts predominantly occur during the rainy season of a mild to mediumly trafficked area where an unelevated road either traverses or circumvents a low lying or wetland region. Since frogs make these lands their home, they will often try to cross the road and get proper fucked by passing cars. The roads will become littered with the carcasses of squashed frogs and makes for a horridly morbid site that only the most schadenfreuded of death stroodlers can stomach. Areas with roads that have heavy traffic or flood walls are not particularly prone to kermitcaust events. Kermitcaust is similar to kermicide, but happens on a larger and less ‘personal’ scale.
“Don’t take the entrance to my neighborhood that goes through the trees; it’s a kermitcaust out there!”
“Remember when we drove back from your parent’s house? That kermitcaust lasted for miles! One got stuck in the grill, and the skins of five toads were glued to my inner-fender wall!”
“Remember when we drove back from your parent’s house? That kermitcaust lasted for miles! One got stuck in the grill, and the skins of five toads were glued to my inner-fender wall!”
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Uh? you reeeeally want to know what is this thing?
Yes, of course!
It is ..... a ...... k-o-m-i-t-s-u !
( = It is a s-e-c-r-e-t )
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I don't want to answer you, because it's a komitsu, understand? A secret, so stop to ask me.
Yes, of course!
It is ..... a ...... k-o-m-i-t-s-u !
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I don't want to answer you, because it's a komitsu, understand? A secret, so stop to ask me.
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One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
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