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by .yerkiist July 23, 2021
Get the ranmaru.kisser mug.A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
by MaxyPants69 September 11, 2020
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A person who enjoys cutting himself/herself for various reasons.
Also, a person who likes pain.
Deprieved from HIM's song "Razorblade Kisses."
Also, a person who likes pain.
Deprieved from HIM's song "Razorblade Kisses."
by Thr0u6hTh31c3 October 22, 2006
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Used to describe a situation as follows.
1. After performing a handjob, and the hand is covered in jizz, the giver procedes to smush their hand in the reciever's face.
2. Nothing to do with John Wayne.
Used to describe a situation as follows.
1. After performing a handjob, and the hand is covered in jizz, the giver procedes to smush their hand in the reciever's face.
2. Nothing to do with John Wayne.
1. After Julie gave Timothy a good time, she said "Pow, right in the Kisser!" and rubbed Tim's own juices in his face.
2. Pow right in the kisser is entirely unrelated in all ways to John Wayne.
2. Pow right in the kisser is entirely unrelated in all ways to John Wayne.
by Mmm... December 28, 2005
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