Keaton

Such a spicy snack. My local man crush. His hair is like a pillow of fluffy white clouds
10/10

Hey you know Keaton?
Yeah he can father my children :)

by Snakey-Sneak October 10, 2018

Keatbag

Synonym of Ballsack/Scrotum

Piss is stored in the keatbag.

by vvspeakeasy November 15, 2018

Keatophobia

A fear of Keaton and his mean jokes

I’ve been clinicaly diagnosed with keatophobia

by KingVTC January 24, 2019

Kastalgia

A painful,disturbing,sad,embarrasing or anger inducing reminder or memory of an event,object,or subject from ones past

Man when Cartoon Network started airing live action shows, that was some Kastalgia

That play at school was kastalgic.

by chalk5oda2oy September 22, 2019

Keasean

Keasean is a red-head (sean) trying to be a black man with a black name. He is really funny and will take his sandal and beat you if you get close. But don't worry, you can outrun him, or outsmart him. He is the whitest a white man can be, but he is a great guy to be around. No matter where he is, he will always like a girl named Anna. He is usually short, but he is also gay at the same time. He always has 2 bodyguards with him and if you touch him, you will get beat.

Guy 1: Woah, look at that keasean!

Guy 2: Yea he's never getting a girlfriend XD

by Kid kid.fat fork November 25, 2019

Keaten

Has the biggest dick in the entire world. Never cheat great guy

Damn keaten you have a big dick

by Young_Nut January 22, 2020

Keathon

He loves unconditionally no matter the consequences.he is not afraid of what he feels when he feels it,your reaction maybe but not his feelings.he always has your back.NO MATTER WHAT.I experienced his love once. I promise you loving him never ends no matter the countless times you push him away.When he loves,HE LOVES. And when he loves you best believe you're going to see a side of him that you haven't ever seen before.he starts being himself unconditionally because he trusts you.he has the most amazing eyes and an adorable dimple just above his upper lip.he has one of the rarest,purest and kindest hearts alive,his the kind of love you never forget and that's okay because loving him was beautiful,loving him made you realize that love is something you fight for, you don't just give up,loving him helped show you that you deserve to be loved and loved hard.that's how he loves,he makes it harder for the next to even come close to the way he made you feel.he is the love you compare to all the nexts,the rest.so if you have him,hold on to him and hold on tight.Don't.Let.Go. love him and love him as hard as you possibly can,don't let him slip away.please reassure him every single day that you want him and only him,don't miss a day because thats all he needs to know just how much you love him.to know that you and him are forever.so if you find yourself a keathon you're the luckiest girl (or boy) in the world,in terms of friendship, love and a relationship with him, you get it all

Keathon,the boy with the beautiful hazel brown eyes,the softest hands and the kindest most love filled heart.There he goes loving hard despite the consequences.There he goes being himself so unconditionally,don't let that one slip away.Love him please,hold on to him.

by Knucklehead♡ November 1, 2020